Friday 29 March 2013

Whole for the Homie Days


 So Easter has arrived.
And so has the family.
Dear Sylvie has managed to make it home for my special homemade hot cross buns.  She's even brought her cougar with her.  How surprised we were to learn that the industrial bag of kitty litter I bought would not be needed, as Cougar Anne is actually a human person!  Henry harrumphed a great deal.  What with The Other One pregnant with no husband, and now Sylvie being queer with a 50-year-old escaped convict, he's almost glad that Alistair just plays rugby and shags his way around the Northeast with no prospects to speak of, to say nothing of the academic glitter we had once hoped for on his behalf.
In any case, Sylvie says we have the UK Border Agency finally collapsing under its own incompetence to thank for her visit.  If they were actually any good, they would have realised that her passport had been flagged by the police forces of 67 countries and that Anne's was completely fake.  But whatever facilitated her homecoming, we're glad to have her here.  The less said about the laundry the better, however; I think Smeaton is still sulking.
We're a full house here at Airnefitchie, and though The Other One only communicated through Skype, seeing her blossoming face through the webcam really made it feel like she was here.
This bank holiday weekend will, therefore, be an unexpectedly busy one.  I will have to make an extra batch of hot cross buns tomorrow morning, as the ones I made today were demolished as soon as they came out of the oven.  Henry and I didn't even get a look in.  I'll have to drive out to the abattoir to make sure the lamb we picked for Sunday lunch will be big enough.  And the digging up of significant numbers of additional potatoes will be de rigeur.
So Happy Easter and/or Spring Festival, everyone.

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